Glutastic.com

Glutastic Post

Some Things Stay The Same
April 27th, 2010 | caitlin | Categories: The Basket, Uncategorized
Tagged: Gluent Free Products, Gluten Free Arlington VA, Gluten Free Calgary, Gluten Free Waffles, Gluten Free Washington DC, Van's Gluten Free Waffles, Vans Natural Foods

A lot of things have changed since we moved. For example, my ability to read a thermostat. I have no idea what 70 degrees Fahrenheit is. I can’t even spell Fahrenheit, I had to spell check that one. And I also have no ability to gauge distance or directions. Seriously people I’m lost without the Mountains to the West and distance being measured in kilometers. I actually have a compass bell on my bike. Ya, that’s right. It’s a bell that is also a compass – you can be jealous of me and my bike now.

Sometimes, the things that are normal, suddenly become a little strange. It takes a little time, but we all adjust. And we adjust faster when we know what to expect – like who knew that some cities name their streets after letters and when you ask someone where Z (pronounced Zed) street is they’ll tell you they have no idea what your talking about. A Z(ed) is a Z(ee) same thing, but different.

And now that I’ve taken you all on a trip down “Waxing Poetic” lane, I’ll tell you want I really want to…

Van’s Waffles have a new look. See…

Same gluten free waffle, just a different, prettier and easier to read box. Got to love how the words: WHEAT – GLUTEN FREE jump out at you. No more squinting in the freezer section cursing that labels aren’t built for Celiacs.

The ingredients haven’t changed, the taste hasn’t changed, just the packaging. Kind of like me. Same sarcastic Celiac, just trapped in a Masters program in the U.S.A. And one day, when I take over the world with theory and complex papers and graphs, you’ll remember that I was once cool, and you’ll remind of that right? RIGHT?

Okay so here’s the deal. Because I’m so cool. I want to share some presents with you. FREE WAFFLES!!!!!!!!! Yup. That’s right. I got coupons for Free Van’s GF waffles. So the first 5 readers that email me, subject line: Gimme Waffles. Will be given a coupon for FREE WAFFLES. And please, include your email and mailing address – I’m awesome but not telepathic. Oh and this is so international, it isn’t funny. Shall we see if the Canadian and US readers want to race for the coupons?

One more time: email caitlin@glutastic.com. Subject: Gimme Waffles. Include your address and email.

Ready, set, go.

More Glutastic!

« 2.0 GPA Quick Note »